he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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