I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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