First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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