whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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