i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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