we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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