Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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