I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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