I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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