Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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