I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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