Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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