Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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