We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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