so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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