Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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