it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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