he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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