the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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