yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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