You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
