Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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