Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
she peed on how many people?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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