Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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