absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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