Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
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