I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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