We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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