I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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