Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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