we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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