i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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