drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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