nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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