Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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