you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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