Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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