I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
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