Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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