its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
