the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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