Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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