Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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