i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
ugly people sure do ruin things
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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