Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
tell me about the eggs
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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