dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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