I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
If I die, sorry about rent.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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