new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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