So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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