Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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