Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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